Monthly Archives: June 2011

Psalm 1 with my New Testament Glasses Unashamedly On

Blessed is the Man who walked to counsel the wicked,
who made a way for sinners and ate with them,
and sat in their seat and got mocked for it.
His delight is to fulfill the law of the LORD
and to live it day and night.

He was nailed to a tree,
and from Him come streams of living water,
which yields the fruit of the Kingdom in season
bringing eternal life to the believer.

Whatever He does is good.
Even for the wicked there is hope.
They are priceless and not to be thrown away.
Therefore the wicked have a chance at salvation
for Jesus died for both the righteous and the sinner
and invites them all into His assembly.

For the LORD watches over us all,
and doesn’t want anyone to perish
but to believe in Jesus and live.

Top 10 Reasons Beards aren’t Cool

1. Beard gets caught in zippers.

2. Food gets in it (could be good or bad)

3. No one smiles at you, probably because they think you’re a biker or viking.

4. You look like a Geico cave man.

5. Attracts cougars, true story.

6. Kids pull on it.

7. Hair gets in mouth and throat.

8. Ingrown hairs.

9. Get mistaken to be old enough to be your wife’s dad, another true story.

10. It doesn’t really give you special powers.

Top 10 Reasons Beards are Cool

1. Getting slapped doesn’t hurt.

2. Protects face from sunburn.

3. You no like, shave.

4. People think you’re a biker or a viking, either way they leave you alone.

5. Instant fellowship with other beard growers – like Chaco people have with other Chaco people or motorcyclists.

6. Braiding it makes you look like a pirate.

7. Keeps you warm in the winter.

8. Traps water during summer.

9. No zits.

10. It pretty much gives you special powers.