1. Beard gets caught in zippers.

2. Food gets in it (could be good or bad)

3. No one smiles at you, probably because they think you’re a biker or viking.

4. You look like a Geico cave man.

5. Attracts cougars, true story.

6. Kids pull on it.

7. Hair gets in mouth and throat.

8. Ingrown hairs.

9. Get mistaken to be old enough to be your wife’s dad, another true story.

10. It doesn’t really give you special powers.